[ranette]

Years ago I was somewhat of a wine geek. I remember a list entitled “You know you’re a wine geek when…” My favorite, actually the only one I remember, was “You know you’re a wine geek when you can say the word bunghole with a straight face.”

Led me to think about compiling a list for motorcycle geeks. Here’s one to start, “You know you’re a motorcycle geek when you think J Lo rides for Yamaha”

Feel free to add.

[owlie]

You know you’re a motorcycle geek when wearing black leather to your favorite vehicle dealership is socially acceptable and even stylish.

[Munch]

You know you’re a motorcycle geek when you have more riding gear then street/dress clothes.

[eternal05]

You know you’re a motorcycle geek when you find yourself checking the BBM forums incessantly all day at work in the hope that you can live vicariously through somebody who’s actually getting to ride.

[pixiedust]

You know you’re a motorcycle geek when you “tuck your bike in” at night when closing the garage.

[WeaponZero]

You know you’re a motorcycle geek when you look at a picture of a scantily clad girl straddling a motorcycle and the first thought that pops into your head is “Where’s the riding gear? ATGATT!”

[ranette]

Now there’s a keeper!

[Munch]

Well thats does it…not a motorcycle geek… I still think, where’d the bike go!

[SafetyFirst]

When you know exactly how many groceries will fit in your backpack or tailbag, and that a bag of chips will fit just fine under your jacket on the ride home from the store.

[JackTrade]

I use a bungie net, and when I stop at the store for groceries, I’ll frequently buy things that I didn’t actually stop for, based on size and shape, so that they fill out the net just right (too few items and it won’t be snug, too many, won’t fit).

[evil biker geek]

hey nice topic, here you have a few:

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you wanna update the CDI’s Firmware

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you try to solve the problem just restarting the bike

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you use a Clone Trooper helmet

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you change the bulbs to computer controlled RGB LED’s

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you dismiss an 1000cc motor to adapt a washer machine engine

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you install a computer’s fan to cool your 50cc bike

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you go to a motorcycle store and ask for a Batpod tire

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you talk about the bike performance in “gigahertz” instead “RPMs”

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you say your bike has “dual core processor” instead “two cylinders” engine

you know you’re a motorcycle geek when you visit stuff like this, and feel no shame of it !

[TrialsRider]

Geek
One definition is: “a carnival performer who does wild or disgusting acts”
…I witnessed 2 riders pulling wheelies to see who could lick their front fender, they must qualify.

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