[Ben]

Sometimes I moonlight as a Kill Bill extra

Now I just need to figure out a way to attach my sword to the bike…

Ben

[Munch]

soooo many things wrong with that pic, then add the fact that your a sporty guy…. oooh boy. As far as putting the sword on the bike…. Take a couple leather straps and mount it along side of the seat, let your leg cover over the scabbard and hilt facing forward, leaves the back edge of the blade running the long side of your forearm when you draw it and adds strength and support when you do a 30 mph arcing swing at the previously headed victim.

ermmm…. guess that came out a little to easily and detailed huh.

[owlie]

Just be careful when drawing it so you don’t steer yourself into the pavement. Also, be aware of the difficulties that target fixation will present…

[Ben]

lol! Yeah don’t want to target fixate too much when decapitating enemies

Ben

[Ben]

You have DEFINITELY thought about that before I would make fun, but I have too haha.

ben

[Slice947]

It is only fitting, I mean, what good is a Ninja with out his trusty sword? It’s like cowboys and their horses, you kinda need’m both for it to really work.

[yugen852]

The upward pointing cigar completes your “yeah, I’m a badass” look.

yugen852

[Munch]

….or the..”I don’t really smoke and it’s burning my eyes”..look

[Ben]

lol, true! That smoke really was burning my eyes the whole photoshoot haha.

Ahhh the things I do to look cool.

Ben

[yugen852]

Is that the blade you used to shave your head?

yugen852

[Elias]

BEN, why do I feel like you and I would get along…

[Munch]

Cause he does a bad impression of a young David Carradine and you have a look of a bad rehersal in Stallones earlier days?……. Just sayin

[Ben]

I should make badbeginnerimpressions.com or something

Ben

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