[jojobeans316]

DO U FEEL THAT EVER SINCE U GOT YOUR MOTORCYCLE HAS YOUR SEX LIFE INCREASE AND GOTTON BETTER? CAUSE THEY SAY BIKES GET THE GIRLS LOL!!

[Matt]

No. But my appropriate use of capital letters, grammar, and spell check have improved dramatically.

[SantaCruzRider]

Down at the harbor it’s: the guys with the SAILBOATS always get the girls.
At the local cruise strip it’s: guys with the MUSCLE CARS always get the girls.
At the beach it’s: guys with the METAL DETECTORS always get the girls — OK, that may be a stretch.

I think all that this proves is that girls are both versatile and easy to get — HAHA.

As to your question, I haven’t seen a marked improvement. But that may be because my wife isn’t turned on by my spending my freetime dorking around in the garage or spending our kid’s college fund on bike gear.

[briderdt]

… is just going to watch it (with me aboard) disappear into the distance.

[bigguybbr]

OMG you make so much more sence now JoJo!!!!

No wonder you wouldn’t look at a lowly unsexy 250cc cuz you are more worried about the ladies than learning to ride. I’m sure you’ll look sexy when you drop your bike in their driveway, or dump it with them on it!

[Elias]

LOL! LOL! LOL! ROFLCOPTER! LOLCITY! LMFAO!

WTFCLOUDS!

seriously?

[eternal05]

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[Clay Dowling]

Now I get all kinds of scary biker chicks with dragon tattoos, hair permed and bleached to within an inch of its life and a three pack a day menthol habit. But that’s okay, because now none of the guys with the Harleys will mess with me, since my woman cut the last one.

[Dagger]

Well I dunno about the rest of you but I get a lot of ladies telling me how sexy I look on my bike.. Guess it depends on the rider..

[Clay Dowling]

that impresses the ladies.

[briderdt]

Or is it your big head?

[ducking for cover, hoping that this is taken as the good-natured jab it was meant to be]

[Munch]

Hmmm….. guess that just makes me fugly…. or threatening looking …. everytime I glance over I get the quick head turn like they had a LEO beside them.

[zeppelinfromled]

I like my dark shield because people can’t see where I’m looking. I often catch people looking my way at stoplights and in traffic. More men than women actually, but I suspect that the guys are looking at the bike.

[SantaCruzRider]

May also be a bit of pity mixed in there — but, hey, work with you got

[SantaCruzRider]

That may help cut down on the male attention you think you’re getting.

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