[smokeizfire]

Make sure she is not too fast, but fast enough. Make sure she can keep up with your riding skills and experience. If not, you’ll just get bored and be ready for a divorce in a few months! However, sometimes it’s cheaper to keep her. And make sure she looks good, too! You’re the one who will have to wake up to her every morning!

HE WHO DIES WITH THE MOST TOYS WINS