I was driving to work the other day and about wet myself.
I was trying to turn left onto a street but, there was an SUV blocking half the road so I had to wait till they got out of the way. The driver was smoking a cigerette, talking on her cell phone, and turning right with no traffic coming but, she was just chilling in the way blocking traffic. You may all think to yourselves “gee, what’s so special about that?” I’ll tell you what!!!
I WAS IN BAGHDAD, IRAQ!!!!! I CAN’T EVEN GET AWAY FROM THE CRAZY BITCHES ON DEPLOYMENT!!!.
Now, I get to come home and convince my wife that I’ll be ok on a motorcycle with drivers like that.